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This schedule is being updated regularly. If you don't yet see your hometown here, note that as the book launches in each market more dates and events will be requested by in-town media. (If it were up to us, we'd go everywhere!)
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| Date | Location | Description | Contact |
| Saturday, September 04, 2004 | | Turner arrives in London; UK in-store date | |
| Monday, September 06, 2004 | London, UK | Richard & Judy (Channel 4) | |
| Wednesday, September 08, 2004 | UK | RTE/Radio Eire interview | |
| Friday, September 10, 2004 | Calgary, AB | Turner returns to Canada | |
| Friday, October 01, 2004 | | Australian in-store date | |
| Tuesday, October 12, 2004 | | Canadian in-store date | |
| Thursday, October 14, 2004 | Canada-wide | Interviews for CBC syndication | |
| Saturday, October 16, 2004 | Metro Toronto Convention Centre Toronto, ON | Simpsons Mania event | Steve Watt (416-482-5111) |
| Monday, October 18, 2004 | Toronto, ON | Breakfast Television: Interview with Liza Fromer (6:30 AM to 9 AM) | |
| Monday, October 18, 2004 | Toronto, ON | Here & Now, CBC Radio One (House Guest with Matt Galloway), 4 PM to 6 PM | |
| Tuesday, October 19, 2004 | Toronto, ON | 640 AM Radio, The John Oakley Show, 9:30 AM | |
| Tuesday, October 19, 2004 | Toronto, ON | CFRB 1010 Radio, The Jim Richards Show, 9 PM | |
| Wednesday, October 20, 2004 | London, ON | Autumn Writes, University of Western Ontario, The Spoke | Mark Wellington (519-661-3520 x88251) |
| Thursday, October 21, 2004 | Toronto, ON | Toronto launch, Drake Hotel, 1150 Queen Street West at 7:30 PM | +1 (416) 531-5042 |
| Friday, October 22, 2004 | Waterloo, ON | Arts Lecture Hall (300 seating capacity) | |
| Monday, October 25, 2004 | | The Arts Today | |
| Monday, October 25, 2004 | Montreal, PQ | Paragraphe Books author reading with Greg Hollingshead and Ibi Kaslik (Else's, 156 Roy East), 7:30 PM | Paul Nowlan, Paragraphe Books (514-845-5811) |
| Wednesday, October 27, 2004 | Calgary, AB | Global TV, The Morning Edition; CFCN Noon News; CBC Newsworld National; WGNU St. Louis Radio interview | |
| Thursday, October 28, 2004 | Calgary, AB | A Channel The Big Breakfast; CBC Calgary Wild Rose Forum | |
| Friday, October 29, 2004 | Calgary, AB | Western Canadian launch, at McNally Robinson, 8th Ave S.W., 7:30 PM | Sharanpal Ruprai (403-538-1802 x227) |
| Tuesday, November 02, 2004 | | WFMP (St. Paul, MN), 8:30 AM CST - live radio interview | |
| Wednesday, November 03, 2004 | | WFNX (Boston, MA) - "The Swasey Show", 7:30 AM EST | |
| Wednesday, November 03, 2004 | | WGN Radio (Chicago, IL), 1:10 PM CST | |
| Wednesday, November 03, 2004 | | Turner departs for New York, NY (afternoon) | |
| Thursday, November 04, 2004 | New York, NY | ESPN, 9:45 AM; Sirius Satellite Radio; FOX News affiliates 2 PM; WBZ-AM (Boston, MA) The Jordon Rich Show 4 PM | |
| Friday, November 05, 2004 | | Turner returns to Calgary, Ashley's birthday | |
| Sunday, November 07, 2004 | | Turner and Ashley depart for Australia/New Zealand/Southeast Asia tour | |
| Monday, November 08, 2004 | | Flying day - crossing the International Dateline! | |
| Tuesday, November 09, 2004 | Hong Kong | Local media - TBA | |
| Wednesday, November 10, 2004 | New Zealand | Arrival in Auckland | |
| Thursday, November 11, 2004 | New Zealand | New Zealand publicity - TBA | |
| Friday, November 12, 2004 | New Zealand | National Radio's Nine to Noon Radio interview, 10:40 AM (+12 GMT) | |
| Saturday, November 13, 2004 | | Depart for Brisbane, Australia | |
| Monday, November 15, 2004 | Brisbane, Australia | Australia publicity - TBA | |
| Tuesday, November 16, 2004 | Melbourne, Australia | Australia publicity - TBA | |
| Wednesday, November 17, 2004 | Melbourne, Australia | Australia publicity - TBA; WMET (Washington, DC) 9:15 AM EST | |
| Thursday, November 18, 2004 | Sydney, Australia | Australia publicity - TBA; KVON (Napa Valley, CA) 10:30 AM EST | |
| Friday, November 19, 2004 | Sydney, Australia | Australia publicity - TBA | |
| Saturday, November 20, 2004 | Sydney, Australia | Our day off! | |
| Sunday, November 21, 2004 | | Depart for Hong Kong | |
| Monday, November 22, 2004 | Hong Kong | Hong Kong publicity - TBA | |
| Tuesday, November 23, 2004 | | Depart for Kuala Lumpur | |
| Wednesday, November 24, 2004 | Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia | | |
| Tuesday, November 30, 2004 | | Depart Kuala Lumpur (in the morning), arrive in Calgary (evening) | |
| Thursday, December 02, 2004 | Calgary, AB | Coles Bookstore, TD Square - Book Signing, Noon to 1 PM | |
| Friday, December 10, 2004 | Vancouver, BC | CBC Radio, Sounds Like Canada, 10 AM PST | |
| Friday, December 10, 2004 | Vancouver, BC | Talk of the Town lecture series at UBC | Hal Wake |
| Wednesday, February 02, 2005 | Green Bay, WI | University of Wisconsin | |
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